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Meepok Dry
Saturday, January 31, 2009 @ 10:54 AM

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Some Sambal Meepok Dry instant noodles I like. I thought I should ad it here cuz it's pure lip-smacking. It's often sold out in supermarkets so do grab a pack of it if you see it :D

Tadah! Ok the chicken cutlet is not included in the instant noodle, obviously. I added it to act around so yeah. LOL! The sambal chilli and the rest of the seasonings are at the bottom of the bowl FYI. It's suppose to look Red-er ((:

And Lastly...

I miss my hair... LOL!

PS// I was suppose to blog the Meepok entry at like 2 months ago? Was too lazy to do so =X I didn't even bother to photoshop the meepok nor any other pictures lol...

PS// 6 more days to book out day! :D
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Army Life
Sunday, January 25, 2009 @ 6:06 PM

Military Life

I enlisted 2 weeks ago on 9th Jan 2009 and I'm back here again to blog as this is my first book out :D As blogging about Military issues are very sensitive and susceptible, I'll just briefly talk about my life in that company of mine.

Things that are not very true...

1) All Army food suck one la

Nope, the food at my camp is comparable with hawker centre's food. Ice-Creams, Jellys and etc are also served ;O

2) Army alot of gay one leh

Er, so far I've seen none @.@

3) In army hoh, hygiene sucks one leh

Erm, I would say the hygiene is good but personal hygiene sucks. why? Cuz we're only allowed to bathe once a day but the rest of the things like pillow case and bed sheet are changed weekly. And ya, I'm the Bed Sheet I/C. =.="

NEXT..

My sergeants and officers are super nice people. They don't suck like those army stories I heard of. yeah.. so life's not that miserable there you see. In fact it kinda felt like a resort. Yes freedom was taken away but I gained independence, gained muscles and gained pimples :D I learned to wash my own clothes and share my stuff with my platoon mates.

IPPT was alot easier than I thought but I don't think I can excel in SOC. I kinda suck at the Monkey Bar (cuz I have sweaty palm) and low rope (cuz I'm short)

Drills were easy cuz I was in Boy's Brigade so the commands weren't foreign to me :D

THOUGHTS..

Ok I hardly see any females (other than food house aunties) and so, when I first booked out, any tom dick and harry girl looks not bad LOL! =X (as what Calvin said) It's true!

Once I step out of the camp, It kinda felt like "OH, FINALLY! IM OUT OF PRISON!" and at the point of time, I felt that being a normal civilian is just so idyllic.

AND LASTLY, I MISS MY HAIR ((:
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Bon Voyage (Enlistment)
Thursday, January 8, 2009 @ 11:35 PM

Bon Voyage

Went AMK hub to buy my 10 Anti-Bacteria underwear and a mini toon cute alarm clock yesterday with KaiSheng and Diana ((: Afta that, went WeiKian's house to punk around --> KaiSheng's house to punk around and that was bascially what happened on 7/1/09

17th June 1990, A boy named Mathew was borned. He committed a serious offence and hence he needs to be jailed for 1 year 10 months Starting from 9th Jan 2009.

Offence #1 : Growing out a longitudinal meat and 2 marbles between the legs.

Offence #2 : 23rd pair of chromosome being XY

Criminal Mathew Teo Zhi Xiang will be jailed till 2010 OCT. Next year's October ((: And he'll definitely miss his friends ((:

Last Words:

T>Sherena, Hope you score well for your O levels and do update me with your scores eh? I brought your necklas with me, I'll definitely be safe :D Take care!

T>KaiSheng, Don't punk around already eh? Work hard for your current job and excel in it. Water your lil plant regularly and stop bullying your sister ((: Take care and buy more acne patches ((: LOL

T>WeiKian, Hope you score well for your O levels as well. Do consider selling me your bicycle eh? :D Think and do more research befor you choose your courses hoh. Very crucial for your future. Take care.

T>Nathanial, Good luck for O level english ((: Don't anyhow change facial products HAHAHA!! Do ample researches and preparations before you think of quitting RP ((:

T>XinYi, do well for studies, and PLEASE jog everyday ((: I'm doing 100x your exercise in army haha. Take Care

T>SinYee, please use more anti-aging cream ok? U're OLD LOL! Take care ah? Dun miss me too much LOL!

T>LiBing, YOU ALSO USE MORE ANTI AGING CREAM LOL! AUNTIES!!! haha.. Take care aunty.

T>Alwin, going to take 2A license, don't hao lian hoh? UNDERSTAND? LOL! I will try to arrange the sub rider thing asap, take care suckka ((:

T>Jenise, work hard yeah? Never give up in your studies. Strive hard for O levels and you're free from stupid academic works :D

T>Darrell, don't love and miss me too much for retrieving your handphone LOL! haha, your REAL course starting soon. Do the necessary preparations and don't slack off yeah? Take care.

T>Nicholas, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! LOL! Don't play too much dota la, must study also (: Stop your under age drinking :D Take care.

T>Diana, AIYO DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH LA TSK! LOL! Graduating soon eh? Congratulations in advance!! Take care and drive safe :D may the silicon die ((:

T>YiCong, I worry the most for you. Must REALLY REALLY WORK HARD LA! A levels is not that far away. Don't let us down ya? We'll support you all the way ((: Take Care.

T>Fiona, help YiCong as much as possible ah? Take Care.

T>Calvin, do well in your degree and graduate with pride :D I'm looking forward to your graduation. hoohoho!

T>GuiQuan, STOP LAUGHING AT ME OK? THX! TAKE CARE LOL!

T>ZiYang, faster enlist and DIE!

T>Keith, be the best O level student in your school eh? All the best in life. Take Care.

T>Shawn, PLEASE MONITOR YICONG's STUDIES! and OF COURSE HOPE YOU SCORE WELL FOR YOUR O LEVELS ((: Take Care.

T>5NA'07, ALL THE BEST IN LIFE ((:


The NSF Hair
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Ivins CUM Cheeky Chocolate Fondue
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 4:14 PM

I was seduced to a paranakan dinner with LKS and NRB afew days back @ Ivins. That dinner was awesome. We ordered Asam Fishhead Curry, Tauhu Titek, Babi Ponteh, Ivin's sambal prawn, Fried Kuay Teow, Nasi Goreng, and Mee Siam. The amount of food we ordered was even fiercer than families out there. Our table barely had enough room for anymore plates or bowl. And there were only 3 of us, including the ultra small stomach, NRB! LOL! EAT SO LITTLE!

Cheeky Chocolate Fondue

And after the dinner, we had Cheeky Chocolate Fondue for dessert. The picture tells everything eh? (Kopped from NRB's blog)

PS// I was a lightbulb )):

PS// Tomorrow's my last day ((:

PS// Thx Yicong, Shawn, Keith and i-forgot-his-name for last night's party. It was awesome and gay LOL!
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Army Shopping
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 @ 4:03 AM

Went Tiong Bahru's NTUC with mum to shop for my army's necessities. After calling Alwin, I think I overdid a little.

Alwin: Hello, you call me ah?
Me: Ya.
Alwin: Why leh?
Me: Oh I went to buy my army stuff. Anything special to buy?
Alwin: Dun need so many things la. Toothbrush, toiletries will do. Others they will give one.
Me: Ok thx *oh shit I bought..........................*
Alwin: U surely buy alot of things one.
Me: ER.............. ok thx ah? bye. LOL!

Picture speaks a thousand words huh?

Fab PERFECT: For washing my army clothes and stuff? I suppose..

Dettol Disinfectant Spray: Spray anything that stinks. (caused by bacteria) (eg. Shitty boots)

Febreze: Cleans away bacteria that causes adors on fabrics. (eg. Bed sheet ETC)

Darlie toothpaste: Enough said?

Colgate 360 Micro Sonic Power: Vibrator for sexual needs. LOL! No la, I can foresee that I will be too lazy to brush my teeth as a zombie so I'll let the vibration do the job.

Listerine: Antiseptic mouthwash. Kill germs that cause bad breath, plaque and the gum infection Gingivitis.

Nugeno Men Facewash: Removes blackheads, removes dead skin, deep cleans into pores. Aiya, just some premium washing face thing. Mum said I have to wash my face or else will become moh beng (disfigured) LOL!

Lifebuoy DeepClean bodywash: All day protection against germs causing odour ((:

Clear Shampoo: Just my usual shampoo. It's a value pack so it comes with a deodorant spray.

Kiwi Colour Shine: some boots polish thing.

Some/Most of the things were bought because of GQ aka Jack aka TR brother. He told me about the nasty smells from bunk mates and etc. I can take the odour but not when I'm sleeping =X I have insomnia you see. SO IM NOT OVERDOING IT ((:
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NS be4 NS
Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 5:15 AM

I've been asked out by many of my friends just because I'm entering Army. I'm touched and honored. Even Mike's poly friend like Darrell and Nickky wasted one of their precious holiday with me at Night Safari. The trip was yesterday by the way...

Firstly, we met each other (Nat, Darrell, Nicholas, me) at AMK hub and had Suki Sushi for our tea lunch. I gobbled down 3.5 plates of Salmon Sushi and a cup of Chawanmushi (Free). Yeah, the retarded cashier didn't charge our Chawanmushi. It was included in the recipt but it was avowed $0.00. Darrell was too happy or something and he left his phone there ((: LOL! Thanks to my sharp eyes, I retrieved his phone. :D

After saving Darrell's ass, we took a public bus to Night Safari. We harassed a young boy on the bus tho. He claimed that Nat looks like an auntie.Darrell looking like a monster (due to his hairyness) HAHAHA!!

And here's an INTERESTING encounter...

We went to the toilet after our arrival and I had an interesting encounter. A gay-looking man came towards me and say "Erm, can you please take a photo of us?" and the three of his friends went to pose. THEY WERE ALL PEEING AND I WAS SUPPOSE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOUR OF THEM PEEING! Darrell and I LOLed, as in really laughing out loud! At that point of time, I seriously wanted to use my camera to take the same photo so I can blog it, but I didn't had balls to do that. So yeah.. I have to go army. HAHA!

And of course there's this cute effigy in the toilet as well. Just look at that cock........ Repellent yet hilarious yeah? I don't know what to say... We were not allowed to take photos with FLASH and no doubt the place was dark. So I didn't really take photos of the animals )):

Nat, Nic, Matt and Darrell. F4! Fantastic 4? Fabulous 4? Fag 4? Yeah... Fag 4... LOL! *Credits to some Tom Dick Harry for taking suchha wonderful picture of us :D*

After 0.5 of our Tram trip, we alighted at this alightable station and it was my turn to request a photoshoot from a pub. The safari keeper was there and I approached him. "Err can you help me take a picture of us?" Keeper: "sure!" Me:*Stares at his finger* *WTF?* Yeah I was freaked out by his black nail polished nails. I cannot understand why do males sparkle their nails black? It's looks very wrong.. at least to me... Anyway, I'm glad that he chose to be a Keeper instead of a photographer cuz his photography skills suck. Obviously... from the picture above.. =X The next 0.5 of our trip was horrible. There was this indian fucker kpkb-ing on the tram and that definitely pissed me off. Firstly, he was already a "Light-Bulb" sitting with his 2 friends whom is a couple and yet, he couldn't keep his mouth shut, or at least keep his volume down. I don't want to elaborate on this cuz it simply made my blood boil.

PS// Hey indian fucker, get a life and learn some manners ((: I doubt ur mum taught you any lesson yea? FOAD >:Q

Random picture of my beloved.... Richhy and Richhy.... The two rich chap.... Left rich chap giving some funny face ; Right rich chap smiling so delightfully. haha... Of course there're more pictures taken but it was tak-glam. So I don't bother to upload them ((: The trip was tiring yet enjoyable :D I'm glad to know these peeps.

After Night Safari-ing, we headed down to Clark Quay...

I was famished and I was desperate for food. Any food can simply seduce me at that moment. We stopped by a hotdog bar to fill our tummy with sausage and chips. YUM YUM!

Next, they went to some Ali-Ba-Ba Bar to drink. Manager man: "Err any age proofs?" Darrell: "Let the one who look the youngest show lor" and the attention was drawn to me. :D YES! I look the youngest LOL! He soon bian check mike's IC and we were both legal. He then point his finger at Darrell and gave the *AIYA FORGET IT* kind of look and walked off. Darrell and Nic are both 17 years old =X Narrow escape :D

Vibes....

Unique lighting, itchy hands.... The lighting was unique and I took a picture of it cuz my hands were itching.The place was dark by the way. It looked bright cuz of the camera flash light so don't be deceived. It was so cozy that I felt like sleeping straight on that couch but it was too tak glam, so I didn't. LOL!

Camwh0red again and again at the Alibaba bar. They were semi-high I guess. Nic finally smiled ;D Handsome? Sexy? Sweet? Yeah.. Sweet is the word. LOL!

Stupid faces!

The Sexy.............................

LEGS!

PS// I didn't know I had such tanned sexy legs LOL!

And finally...................

PS// I realize that my time is precious now. I couldn't spend time photoshopping away yea? None of the above pictures were photoshopped, so yeah. Sorry for any tak-glamness caused )):
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